Sharknado: The Video Game

Whether or not you are a fan of the cinematic masterpiece: Sharknado (I’m guessing most of you aren’t), I am sure that you all have, without a doubt heard of it at some point. Most of you have probably even heard of the sequel: Sharknado 2, that is coming out this month. July 30th to be exact.

Is this really what it looks like? No clue, not my job

Is this really what it looks like? No clue, not my job.

Now, I haven’t watched the movie, so I am in no position to judge the quality of this movie. But from what I can tell based on what others have said, the Netflix description, and the TITLE- it isn’t necessarily Gone With the Wind.

This isn’t the only time that something absolutely ridiculous has become famous, and it definitely won’t be the last, so it won’t come to anyone’s surprise that a Sharknado video game is set to come out this year.

Wooo???

It isn’t a console game, it’s actually an app game, which makes sense because that is the cheapest route in gaming, and making a B rated movie doesn’t pay as much as it used to.

So keep your eye out for that- it is supposed to come out BEFORE the release of Sharknado 2, and the plot so far… I have no clue. I’m not sure if I am going to update on this (I won’t) but I just wanted to be able to post something on this dreadful Saturday.

Hasta la Vista, Baby.

 

What do you think: Hoenn Mega Starters

It’s been a while since I have last updated. I’m really busy with city college and I was at Anime Expo from Thursday to Today. It was an awesome experience but I need to focus at the subject at hand.

Let’s start out with the mega evolutions of the Hoenn gang. We all know Mega Blaziken, it’s old news, no one cares, it was awesome when it first came out, sorry Blaziken- go away. Now that we are clear that Mega Blaziken is irrelevant and that pretty much no one is going to chose it as their starter, we can talk about the real stars.

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Aww come on, don’t make that face.

What we have here is a prime example of giving your pokemon steroids. I thought that Swampert was already a bulldozing tank that could rip a full grown man in have with a hydro pump, but look at this.

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He looks a little too ballish for my tastes, but since Mudkip is my choice of starter, here is what comes along with the package. Right now, I’m just wondering how his kegs are supporting him. He has got itty bitty feet~

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Itty bitty FEET!!! But still a buffed out pokemon none the less. I can imagine his defense and attack stats being through the roof.

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I think that Sceptile’s mega evolution is far more complex and better looking than swampert’s, but I can’t of which stats it has that are good and I can’t really tell by looking at it either. I don’t like treeko that much, so despite my longing for sceptile, I just a’int digging treeko.

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It’s not you treeko…it’s me. Either way, I am super happy that the spores on the back are bigger and that there are more hints of greenery and nature in the theme because that’s what I have always imagined a mega sceptile to look like. I have no complaints and as far as I can tell- no itty bitty feet.

What do you think about the new mega evolutions? What’s your Hoenn starter? Talk about it!

Attack on Drawing

Heichou

Sex Tape, Check. Video Game, Check.

Having a reality show and marrying egomaniacs apparently aren’t enough for the Kadashian Klan. They need a video game. I don’t know if I were to want this game, and even if I was a little girl I wouldn’t be too enthusiastic. Perhaps the point isn’t to feel Kim’s talent and celebrity abilities  but instead to spend money on clothes and put on make up, like every other girl game.

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Even in video games she has an unbelievable amount of cleavage…who am I kidding, that’s every video game… Good for them, I mean this is definitely an interesting topic…it’s extremely unlike me though. Just, why though? This just shows how vapid some celebrities can be, what makes them think we want to play them and experience their highly unrealistic and fabricated lies (ahem, lives…sorry)

gosh, who makes video games of themselves anyway?

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Oh, uhm-

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I think I g-

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OK Ok I’m sorry. I was wrong!!!

 

Pokemon Art Academy is Preeetty Chill

So, in case you didn’t know there is technically a new pokemon game coming out this October. image Remember when you would try to draw pokemon when you were little and your art would end up horrifying instead of cute? Maybe this still holds some truth if you aren’t artistically talented, so this is where the good news comes in. There will be some 3DS ware that can help you accomplish that dream of drawing pikachu without the difficulty of trying to make a thunderbolt tail (the hardest part). Here is the Japanese trailer and whateva, who needs to hanashimasu the nihongo anyway? You don’t need to comprehend, you just need to FEEL. And for those of you who can’t FEEL the pokemon emotions coursing through your viens, here’s the video from E3. something is so unsettling about the English voice over…