3 Pokemon That Personally Make Me Angry
There are some ugly, worthless, stupid pokemon. And I know what you people are thinking: Magikarp. But let me just say one thing- magikarp is beautiful just the way it….evolves into a righteous Gyarados. So, basically I am not talking about pokemon that evolve into super cool pokemon. For example- Elekid makes me angry but Electivire is pretty awesome. I’m going to talk about those WTF pokemon that Gamefreak just scraped out of the trashcan so that they could meet a new Dex demand. Let’s get this over with, I really want lunch.
Stunfisk- There is so much wrong with this pokemon. Who thought that a ground electric…(fish?) was a good idea? Please fire him or her. It honestly looks like someone ran over a bird. I look at its sad ugly face and feel like putting it out of its misery, it’s the single most depressing pokemon that I’ve ever seen. It makes me sadder than that Chimera from Full Metal Alchemist! I don’t even think that people train this thing! Even the NPCs don’t use them that often. Maybe that’s why they are sad.
Happiny- Freaking happiny. I hate its cry too! It’s just so…stupid. I think that Chansey and Blissey are pretty annoying as it is but this useless pink circle with a ponytail just sinks the boat. It’s got bad speed, special attack, and attack. It’s evolutionary line is bulky, I’ll give it that but the appearance and overall moveset it so dumb. Metronome has got to be the worst. It may seem fun to be able to use whatever move, but the ones that they spit out are usually a weak move or a move that slightly alters stats.
Muk- No one can deny the stupidness of this pokemon, it’s just ridiculous. This thing is impossible to train and even harder to look at. I mean who decided that Muk (a purple blob) would evolve from Grimer (a purple blob). Believe me, there are some pretty cool purple blob pokemon for example, ditto. It’s more like a pinkish lavender. I love first generation pokemon, but this is just ridiculous. No one likes Muk and that’s just a sad truth.
Stupid, ugly, or useless pokemon? What’s your least favorite pokemon? Talk about it!